20. SCREAM 3 This film is really dumb. Neve Campbell is probably the best part of this film, like always. But forty minutes goes by and we barely see her even though she’s the main character. The scares are dated, the plot is ludicrous and the twist is awful. The …
Category: Horseshit Movies
There are bad movies. There are terrible movies. And then there are movies that they are so bad that they are good. The Room is one of the best bad movies ever made. Helmed by “masterful” director Tommy Wiseau, The Room tells the story of a happy banker who is …
Neil Blomkamp directed one of my favorite science-fiction films District 9. I love that movie, and afterwards he made Elysium, which was a step-down from District 9, but Matt Damon made the movie watchable and I cared about his character and the special effects we’re terrific. He’s now back to …
Fifty shades of Grey is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s an abomination to cinema and a complete joke to anyone that wants to be a filmmaker. There’s no story. The acting is horrendous. The dialogue is laughable. The sex scenes are not even …
10. NOAH This film has no idea what it wants to be. Is it Lord of the Rings or a biblical epic? The first half is so off and so badly paced that you wonder where the story is going. The chemistry between the characters is bad and the second …
What would a best list of 2013 be without a worst list? Here are the top 5 worst pieces of crap that graced the screens last year. And like the top 10 best list, there are a lot of movies that I haven’t seen that I decided to skip because I …